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You want to know what really pisses me off? when guys brag about how big they are. I mean us girls don’t go around saying how big of tits we have or anything like that! Did you know that most of the guys that really brag are actually the smallest?

 And you also have the theory that the womens g spot is only about 4 inches in. If a guy is too big he will miss it and yet if he is too small then he wont get to it.

being blonde is the coolest thing in the world. I can even blame all my stupidity on it. and another great thing about it is that most guys love blondes and their attitudes. beleive me when I say I play the blonde roll and I am very good at it. DURR DURRR DURRR

Which are better friends? Girls or guys? I decided to ditch hanging out with girls to try to ditch the drama and found nothing but guy friends. Everything was sniggetty boo at first but then I came to find that guys actually bring more drama then girls. And it is not the usual kind of drama either. OH NO this is so much worse!They get mad and jealous about everything.

My boyfriends best friend gets so jealous when kc(my bf) even talks to me. At first I thought he was gay or something but now I know that many other guys do that too. It gets so annoying.

Now that I do not have any girl friends, I am like stuck and running out of options. I want to make friends with girls but I don’t want to hurt my other guy friends. I miss the girl drama so much.

If there are any girls reading this then please give me advice. I am going crazy!!!!!!! @!#%#%#@

My good friend sucks royal ass!He sayas he is my friend and then goes and talks shit. What an ass. Oh and he also said that I was livestock. Yeah but he is mad at me for something he did. He let me read this thing that a girl he likes(Tanya) that said a bunch of shit about me and then she got mad at him and then he got mad at me. That makes no sence at all. And now he wont talk to me and calls me a fat whore. Whos really the whore though………HIM!!!!!!!!

donnie the retard was as dumb as he could be. He was five foot three and he said to me………I LIKE TATOR TOTS!!!

My friend amanda is the coolest little shit I know. She even gives me cancer sticks. she is so freakin awesome.

OMG! this is so fucked up!

I used to go to school with this chick right? Well we became best friends. Inseperatable. but then i changed schools. we still talked and we were still bests. I went over to her house all the time and we still hung out as much as we could. Up until a couple of weeks ago, we have been talking on the phone. She used to be so perfect. I got into drugs and she pulled me out and told me that if I ever went back to them then she would never talk to me again.Come to find out, not only has she been smoking the reefer but she has also been sleeping with her friends boyfriend.

Well my boyfriends sister goes to school with her and asked her some things and she lied to her about everything. She said that i was not a virgin and a bunch of other shit.

I don’t know what I am going to do but I want to make her life miserable as hell and I need help!  Oh and BTW I need help getting revenge. I am off the drugs.

ok I just got the crazy frog cd and I totally love it! Iy is fantabulous, It is scrumdidlyumcious, it is awesomeness. It is by far the coolest cd i ever owned. Other people should try it out. it is called crazy frog presents crazy hits. my friend likes nude people.

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 How do you know if they are your true friends? Do you feel very comfortable around them all the time, you can tell them everything and trust them with your deepst info, and you just really love them(as a friend) Well here is my story of my friends. My bestest friends!

I have a really awesome friend. Actually I have two. Their names are Skyler and Cat. They are the weirdest people you can meet. But at the same time, the coolest people you will ever meet.  They are always making weird and nonsence noises just to cheer me up and I know that they will both always be there for me. So yeah…………………..